Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath
I give you air from my lungs.
I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors