dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazis supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

theactualbadtextposts:

arctic monkeys? no thanks. now the tropical orangutans, there’s a band.

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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